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The USA will fall like ancient Rome. And centuries later they will create amazing food and the whole world will love them again.

This is what I got when I opened “Truth Social” the first time in my life. Quite telling isn’t it?

So about this Lake Ontario / Lake America renaming thing. What when Trump realizes there’s 4 more? He can’t just rename them all “America”? What will he rename those? Lake Trump? The big, beautiful Lake? Lake America Great Again?

Where will he stop? Will he start renaming building and landmarks, too? The Statur of Liberty will be renamen the Statoue of America? The White House will be the America House? Or the White America?

Oh dear.

It looks like a toy, but it is so much more, the Yamaha Reface CP, so enjoy a few moments of hilarity in this clip:

It will be another amazing night, 8pm in Cologne (Horizont-Theater), but for you only if you get a ticket! Check my tour dates.

It’s always fun hosting the ophenomenal English Comedy Night Cologne from BOING! (check out all the dates here), so here’s a little compilation of some crowdwork fun, from one of the shows:

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A very sad thing happened two nights ago in Washington. Donald Trump, a tortured and struggling, but once very talented reality TV star and society star, was target of an assassination attempt, together with his wife, Ivanka, reportedly due to the anger he caused others through his massive, unyielding, and incurable affliction with a mind crippling disease known as MAGA, sometimes referred to as rightwing extremism or fascism. He was known to have driven people CRAZY by his raging obsession of President Biden and windmills, with his obvious paranoia reaching new heights as the Trump Administration fell short of even the lowest expectations, and with the rise of fascism in America upon us, perhaps like never before. May Trump rest in a retirement home.

It was a while ago, but I finally got around subtitling and posting this clip. Enjoy:

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Hitler was nominated for the noble peace prize and didn’t get it.

Trump was nominated for the noble peace prize and didn’t get it.
Then whined about it for weeks and then took it from the woman, who actually won it.

According to your logic, what does that mean?

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