Renaming Lakes

So about this Lake Ontario / Lake America renaming thing. What when Trump realizes there’s 4 more? He can’t just rename them all “America”? What will he rename those? Lake Trump? The big, beautiful Lake? Lake America Great Again?

Where will he stop? Will he start renaming building and landmarks, too? The Statur of Liberty will be renamen the Statoue of America? The White House will be the America House? Or the White America?

Oh dear.