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Trump says Kimmel was canceled for bad ratings, not for free speech. Sure. How about you look at your (approval) ratings and cancel yourself?

So here’s what’s going on. I created an add for our English Comedy Nights in Cologne, Germany. Meta refused running it, and on Youtube, etc. it gets blacklistet (so far only 3 views counted). So, buy tickets to English Comedy in Cologne and watch the clip here:

It’s so weird, that the right, that always complained about a cancel culture, that really didn’ exist, now created a cancel culture.

They don’t care about the first amendment, they only care about the second one.

To all those Trump’s butt sucking politicians and businessmen in the US and internationally: Congratulations, you turned the US into a fascist state in record time! You cowards. Shame on you.

This is just incredible. We are seeing the US descend into fascism, but who knew it was going so quickly and seemingly effortlessly? I am losing my wits and my english about this. And definitely my visa.

The legendary English Comedy Open Mic is back in Cologne this Wednesday and it’s even better, because it’s in a real theater: Horizont-Theater, Thürmchenswall 25, 50668 Köln. And I’m hosting! Yay!
— Get tickets here — (type “emergency” in the Promotionscode to get them cheaper)

Another excerpt from me hosting the BOING! English Comedy Night – a little crowdwork – is it Hulk Hogan or Puberty? It’s Dimitri!

book me, just ask: mail@manuelwolff.com

Diplomacy a la Trump
(aka The Art Of The Deal):

1. Person A takes something from Person B*
   2.Trump tells Person B to accept that you won’t get everything back.
2. Trump: „I’m the best! Give me the Nobel Peace price! Nobody makes more peace than me! Me so smart!“

*by invading his country and targeting and killing innocent people and by being a general dictator dickhead criminal, which impresses no one, except Trump

Recently at the English Comedy Night:

Check out all the english shows in Cologne, it’s always hilarious! -> boingcomedy.de/english

One of my favorite crowdwork moments from the BOING! English Comedy Night Cologne, where I noticed Dimitri sitting next to Joe.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Ar4LXWKdnP0

Check out all english BOING! shows here.

Today is the day to celebrate the best beings on earth: Cats!

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