The way Trump would say it

A very sad thing happened two nights ago in Washington. Donald Trump, a tortured and struggling, but once very talented reality TV star and society star, was target of an assassination attempt, together with his wife, Ivanka, reportedly due to the anger he caused others through his massive, unyielding, and incurable affliction with a mind crippling disease known as MAGA, sometimes referred to as rightwing extremism or fascism. He was known to have driven people CRAZY by his raging obsession of President Biden and windmills, with his obvious paranoia reaching new heights as the Trump Administration fell short of even the lowest expectations, and with the rise of fascism in America upon us, perhaps like never before. May Trump rest in a retirement home.