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This Wednesday: The Legend returns to Cologne

The legendary English Comedy Open Mic is back in Cologne this Wednesday and it’s even better, because it’s in a real theater: Horizont-Theater, Thürmchenswall 25, 50668 Köln. And I’m hosting! Yay!
Get tickets here — (type “emergency” in the Promotionscode to get them cheaper)

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Diplomacy a la Trump

Diplomacy a la Trump
(aka The Art Of The Deal):

  1. Person A takes something from Person B*
    2.Trump tells Person B to accept that you won’t get everything back.
  2. Trump: „I’m the best! Give me the Nobel Peace price! Nobody makes more peace than me! Me so smart!“

*by invading his country and targeting and killing innocent people and by being a general dictator dickhead criminal, which impresses no one, except Trump

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Congratulations, Donald Trump

Hey Donald, congratulations on winning a few senior golf tournaments, but that’s nothing compared to North Koreas ex-dictator Kim Jong Il, who shot 5 hole in one’s, the first time he picked up a golf club in his life, winning a tournament 38 under. Try that.

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The dumb ones

I don’t understand how anyone can be as dumb and stupid as those in power in the US senate, the US House of Representatives, the cabinet and anybody who voted for them. I just don’t get it. Maybe I’m the dumb one.

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Tariffs for German Comedy Shows

US Americans have to pay tariffs if they attend german comedy shows. See for yourself:

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