Diplomacy a la Trump

Diplomacy a la Trump
(aka The Art Of The Deal):

  1. Person A takes something from Person B*
    2.Trump tells Person B to accept that you won’t get everything back.
  2. Trump: „I’m the best! Give me the Nobel Peace price! Nobody makes more peace than me! Me so smart!“

*by invading his country and targeting and killing innocent people and by being a general dictator dickhead criminal, which impresses no one, except Trump